Mum & Kids In Wonderland

Yesterday afternoon, my little Zhen Nam did amuse my day! Mummy was in a hurry out to buy phentermine for my friend after preparing lunch for him. Mummy didn’t expect he would show me that!

He was calling mummy………….running out to pose for me!

HA!

Ta Dang…….!!!

A fat butt clown standing in front of me here! Wuakaka….

Mummy was unexpected and kept asking what was that in his pants.

*Actually mummy knew …… *

Look at this cheeky boy! Mummy quickly grabbed my camera and requested Zhen Nam to offer for photo snapping. Of course, he would be much pleasure to pose for mummy. Mummy was giggling and laughing without noticing that I was rushing of time!

In the car, mummy asked why he did that. Zhen Nam told mummy that he was thinking of carrying all the balls in his arms but he couldn’t. But then, he thought of stuffing all in his pants so that he could take all the balls with him! How clever ya! LOL

The recent trembling news of an Indonesian maid attempting to murder her lady boss in Georgetown, Penang has been a hot topic among people. While mummy was reading the news yesterday, Zhen Nam sneaked in onto my lap and pointed at the photo with queries. Mummy then explained to him that the lady was hurt by the kakak with a wooden stool, a knife and a mortar when she was sleeping. There was a photo showing the mortar in the newspaper.

But then, mummy heard something from Zhen Nam which amused me!

Zhen Nam: Mummy, ‘popoh‘ ‘kakak‘ didn’t hit me with the mortar wor…..

Mummy: *gasped*   ………. who is your kakak?  *to double confirm*

Zhen Nam: *pointing at grandma* Neh, popoh lor !

Mummy: *slap head vs burst out laughing*….. No, no! She is not your ‘kakak‘! ‘Kakak‘ is someone who is not your family member but work at home for you.

Grandma must have work too much of house chores till my boy has mistaken her as ‘kakak‘ !

Mummy couldn’t help to convey this joke to my dad and anyone I saw on that afternoon. Mummy even couldn’t look up for auto insurance info through newspaper anymore!

Mummy was in the mid of discussion about Mesothelioma patients with my mother, and suddenly Zhen Nam’s school’s clerk called me this morning. She told me that my little boy has lost his bag! How come? It is impossible for a small bag with name and age already written on it to go missing in action in the kindergarten!

The cause was, mummy sent in Zhen Nam late to school. He strolled his bag straight to the hall without putting his school bag in the classroom at the first place. A teacher has offered to keep his bag. But, that teacher never return the bag to my son! Sound crazy huh! Anyway, Zhen Nam couldn’t tell which teacher was that. Pity my boy without his proper snack and drink prepared by mummy this morning.

Mummy hopes that Zhen Nam’s class teacher may be able to find his bag by tomorrow. There is a replacement class tomorrow.

Mummy didn’t wait for Zhen Nam on the second day of school. I left him once he was settled in the classroom. I was a bit worried at first whether he would cry.

After school dismissed at 10am, mummy rushed to pick my boy up. Some mommy friends told me that he cried during the tea break time. He was so desperate to eat his food, yet he couldn’t open his new snack box. Well, that was the story I heard on that day.

But then, mummy heard another funny news on the third day. Mummy walked Zhen Nam in to his class. When the teacher saw me, she exclaimed!

Teacher: Do you know that this boy PUNCH me yesterday, crying that he couldn’t open his snack box! *she was not angry lar, luckily.*

Mummy: *gasped*   Really??! So sorry about that.

Mummy went on telling my parents and friends about my cheeky little boy. Funny ya….

Mummy does hope it won’t turn into a habit. Zhen Nam really likes to fight and hit people, especially his sister at home. Mummy is worried that I would be called to see the teachers or principal regarding his discipline matter one day.  ;p

Mummy bought this Pooh storage basket from Bangkok. Mummy plans to place it in our new house for keeping toys. Both my kids agree with me.

But then, it can be used for other purposes as well!

Whose arm is this??

Well, it just fits my tiny one here! 

My mobile is now being ‘decorated’  with beautiful barney stickers. Others may thought that mummy is a great barney fans! :p  Does it look like a toy to you now? Ha…

Mummy was demanded not to remove these stickers. Gosh! I can’t even see properly when typing messages…..LOL

Who can tell who the culprit is? There is limited answers……either my girl or my boy! See who is the clever guessing king or queen here…..

To take care of the kids good eyesight, the most important thing is less television session in each. The expert says that 2 hours of TV is more than enough in a day. Mummy bets how many could practise this.

Children must be told the pose and gesture while reading and writing. They must sit straight with a distance of around 25cm between the table and eyes. Of course, the lightings environment must be bright enough. Don’t ever read or write under dim light, though it is soothing.

Actually there is another to care for the kids’ eyes.

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Maybe your kids would like to try eye masks like mine do!

May this brightens up your day…..

HAPPY LABOUR DAY !

Mummy is always rushing in sending both kids to school every morning. Mum and kids are practising unhealthy lifestyle each day. Sleep late, wake up late. Now you know the reason of me ‘speeding‘!

My boy is a bit chicken whenever I drive fast. He will react like this,

Boy: Mummy, don’t want to drive so fast!

Mummy: Ok.  *but, still stepping hard on fuel pedal*

Boy: *voice volume higher*  Mummy, don’t drive so fast……pleaseeeeee

Mummy: *without taking much heed* Well, mummy is the superhero racer in “Hot Wheel Acceleration” (cartoon movie) mar….. haha!

Pity boy , continue to being tossing right and left in the car of a reckless driver! Rush hours on show every morning. LOL

How do I look like? Am I pretty? Sh…sh….. quickly cover up my ‘important’ part! So embarrassing….. ;P

My popo dressed me up in jie jie’s blouse, don’t know why? Maybe she doesn’t like to see me running naked. Mummy asked me to show the best pose with photogenic face, smileeeee…….*snap snap*  I’m sure all the uncles and aunties will see me on the web. I look perfectly like a sweet little girl, except for my head, less hair makes me seem bald a bit. LOL

Dear parents, are you all ready?

Enjoy yourselves………….

So, moms and dads or soon-to-be moms and dads, have you learnt anything from here? Hahahaha……..LOL